Words of wisdom

'Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who don't.' -Ben Franklin

Hmmm...

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move the bodies.

More than a mouthful

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

...reality

There are no monsters but man

Run away, run away!

There once was a man named Bush,
who had the pinkist little itty bitty tush.
He hunted and chased all his enemies down,
bronzed their balls for his shiny little crown.
Proudly he exclaimed, 'One day I will rule Cush'