Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Words of wisdom

'Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who don't.' -Ben Franklin

Wednesday, May 13, 2009


A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move the bodies.

More than a mouthful

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007


There are no monsters but man

Friday, December 29, 2006

Run away, run away!

There once was a man named Bush,
who had the pinkist little itty bitty tush.
He hunted and chased all his enemies down,
bronzed their balls for his shiny little crown.
Proudly he exclaimed, 'One day I will rule Cush'