Words of wisdom

'Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who don't.' -Ben Franklin

Hmmm...

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move the bodies.

More than a mouthful

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.